count your bles8ngs every day.

make the kids do budd dwyer impressions

Kids suck

thay totally predicted the outcome of that shitty show.

An aneurysm, eh, Opie? Ugh.

If she had decaplets, the classification might inspire one of them to thin the herd in the most enjoyable possible way.

their house must looks like a decoupage…….

A walking, talking decoupage…

Then I lament for you, good sir. I renege my prior comments.(BRAIN FART: What’s the opposite of a Bless8ing? A Curs8ing? *car crash*)

King Richard the Lion-Hearted led the Crus8s….BOOOOOOO!!!